Anonymous said: How about instead of chocolate I get you naked and rub my penis all over your body? And then go tell you to take a shower because you're filthy. And then we do it in the shower...

How big is said penis?

I went out drinking last night and had fast food and basically woke up today and had a meltdown like Kyle did in AHS:Coven where he realizes he’s made out of his friends’s body parts.

Anonymous said: I wanna get you naked and rub melted chocolate all over you and then tell you to go shower because you're filthy

Please don’t.

Anonymous said: My dream is to go to the United States for college. I'm studying in Europe (where I was born) in college already, but idk, since I was little I wanted to go there and live my life there. Would love to live in NYC. Too bad college is too expensive for foreigners there =(

Let’s switch places. I’ll go to school in Europe with your affordable universities and health care and you can come to the US and get proverbially fucked.

Anonymous said: Any sad stories about pulling an all-nighter? Sorry, I'm just procrastinating as I cry inside my mind about business class homework...

Um one time I procrastinated on a project until like…the night before…then I spent 24 hours straight working on it. I think my brain had a mini aneurysm. Never again did I procrastinate.

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